Something I don’t look at too terribly often, but is quite interesting, are the search engine terms that people put in to find something and arrive at my site.  For your enjoyment, here are a few:

“first job, fired nurse”    Yikes.  Poor person.  Hope they find another job.  I wonder what happened.

“hate being nurse practitioner”   We’ve all been there. 

“man with a bottle stuck in his butt”   This one comes up quite often, which leaves me being very curious.

“i had a heart attack can I become a nurse”    I don’t think this will disqualify you.

“student nurses touching patients in Canada”   Yeah, it would be really helpful if you got to touch some patients as a student. 

“He put a bottle up my butt”    Did he really????  I don’t think I’d go around him anymore.

“indwelling catheter have sex”   This is honestly something I don’t know the answer to, but I’d think it would be rather uncomfortable.  Good luck with that.

“pee hole catheters”     Mm-kay.

“i’m freaked out by nursing simulators”    then you’ll be even more freaked out by real patients.

“catheter lady”    No, that would not be me.  sorry.

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